Craps, Donkeys, and OnlyFans?

Monday, August 23, 2021 – Chiles

“Craps, Donkeys, and OnlyFans?”

QIC:  Wiseguy

PAX:  FNG Cameron Biggs (1st post), Count, Carbon Copy, Tastykakes, Crayola, Donkey (FNG David Rheem), Slowhand, Houdini, TikTok, Oregon Trail, Pebbles, Socrates, Pineapple

The Thang:

We ran to the parking lot in front of 7110 Beech Ridge Trail.

We played Craps. The rules got changed over time so I am only writing what we settled on at the end.

The basic rules are below:
You rotate through three exercises for reps (merkins, sit-ups squats) for each consecutive roll.
For every 7 that is rolled, you instead do 7 burpees
For every 12 that is rolled, you skip to the next exercise with zero reps
For every “hard” number (2, 4, 6, 8, 10) except 12, the reps double. (aka 4-4 roll is 16 reps)

If the shooter wins, the shooter gets to call an additional exercise
If the shooter loses, then we run up the nearby hill and back (aka you crap out).

We will polish this up for next time.

COT:

August 28 – CSAUP “The Most Miserable Mile”

House Party to follow in the evening! DM me for details.

I shared my difficult week last week with all the world news and the chaos at home. Through tough times, it is important to count your blessings and keep the faith. The worst thing to do is to act rashly because you can find yourself in even more trouble than you originally started.

Welcome, Donkey! We hope that there will be many new beginnings for you! The Shrek reference was not the original intent for the nickname however it is an added bonus. We just need a Puss n’ Boots now.

Welcome, FNG Cameron Biggs! For some reason, the first nickname that came to my mind is OnlyFans as he was TikTok’s EH. Nickname still TBD though!

Prayers to Slowhand‘s roommate’s family who recently had a newborn with a congenital heart condition and undergoing surgery.

Prayer (Slowhand)

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