October 2020 Update

I feel like May through October flew by in a flash. Time has a funny way of psyching us out. That is why every second is precious on our time on Earth. Focus your priorities on what is really important. The “Cake Wars” marathon can wait another day…

This month, we had many PAX reach 100 posts. As of now, we have 13 PAX who have reached 100 posts. 17 PAX reached that milestone last year. We are definitely on target to surpass 17 this year with two months still to go. Here is the latest list of people who have already reached 100 posts or have a moderate-to-high probability of reaching that this year (70 or above). Unless there are more posts added to the calendar, there are 52 more posts left in 2020.

Crab Legs186
Ron Swanson165
Iron Horse145
Little Debbie137
Dimples124
Pebbles122
Guns n’ Roses104
Mickey Mouse103
Mr. Emcee103
Man Guy101
Psycho101
AOL100
Private Ryan100
Cathy98
Wiseguy97
Hawkeye95
Geronimo93
Rico Suave92
Sleepy90
Peter Pan84
Big Gulp82
Mensa81
Houdini80
Wham-O79
Hawaii Five-O72

Houdini once again topped the charts for October at 24 posts with Wallflower at an oh-so-close second at 23 posts. Happy to see that our FNGs are getting in on the action and it is not a monopoly from Ron Swanson or Crab Legs (although it took the ‘rona to get Crab Legs to post less than 20 times in a month).

Our overall numbers have leveled off with school in session and the cooler weather coming in. Keep the FNGs coming!

JANFEBMARAPRMAYJUNJULAUGSEPOCTNOVDEC
Unique PAX8577764264687286827900
New FNGs10431348664
Total posts55044435419433645048162057557700

By the way, I know not many of you have been traveling much this year. However, I do count posts from outside chapters. If you post something or just message me that you did that, I will count it.

The F3 Tallahassee Awards is quickly approaching. This year, I will release the nominations in early December (to give everyone some energy to vote after a tiring election season). The voting will start on January 1, 2021. Here is the most updated list of awards. If you have suggestions for more awards, please send them my way.

Iron Sharpens Iron Award – This award goes to the PAX, who has made significant contributions this past year to grow and improve F3 Tallahassee for his fellow PAX.

2019 – Wiseguy

2018 – Little Debbie

F3 Tallahassee Service Award – This award goes to the PAX, who has represented F3 Tallahassee this past year by making significant contributions to community service. 

2019 – Rico Suave

2018 – Rico Suave

43 Feet Award – This award goes to the PAX, who has shown exemplary leadership during his Qs. 

2019 – Guns n’ Roses

2018 – Jugs

3S2T Award – This award goes to the PAX, who sets the example of strength, speed, stamina, toughness (physical), and toughness (mental).

2019 – Speedo

2018 – Iron Horse

Accelerating Man Award – This award goes to the PAX, who has demonstrated the most improvement in his abilities over the past year. 

2019 – C-Note

2018 – Crab Legs and Focker

Drill Sergeant Award – This award goes to the PAX, who is known to have the most challenging workouts that best strengthen his fellow PAX. 

2019 – Man Guy

2018 – Man Guy

Emotional Headlock Award (formerly known as the Recruiter Award) – This award goes to the PAX, who has made significant contributions in bringing in more FNGs to F3 Tallahassee.

2019 – Iron Horse

2018 – Iron Horse

Respect Award – This award goes to the PAX age 50 or older, who best represents the wisdom of F3 Tallahassee. (Must be at least 50-years-old during 2020 to qualify.) 

2019 – Peter Pan

2018 – Peter Pan

FNG MVP Award – This award goes to the PAX, who started as an FNG during the 2020 year and has made significant contributions to F3 during his short tenure.

2019 – C-Note

2018 – Wiseguy

Shepherd Award – This award goes to the PAX, who best promotes his faith.

2019 – Rev

Best VQ – This award goes to the PAX with the best first Q in 2020.

*** NEW AWARD ***

Funny Awards

Fashionably Late Award – This award goes to the PAX, who is well-known to show up tardy to F3 workouts. 

2019 – Pebbles

2018 – Pebbles

Man Crush Award – This award goes to the most all-around handsome PAX.

2019 – Zoolander

2018 – Zoolander

Class Clutz – This award goes to the PAX, who is well-known for his overall clumsiness during workouts.

2019 – Napoli

2018 – Speedbump

Name of Shame Award – This award goes to the PAX with the most unenviable nickname. Note: The winner does not have to be a new FNG in 2020.  

2019 – Tinkerbell

2018 – Logjam

Class Clown – This award goes to the PAX, who always makes you laugh (either with him or at him). 

2019 – Crab Legs

Best Bromance – This award goes to the pair of PAX who may be more than just friends…

2019 – Spartan and Zoolander

Internet Troll – This award goes to the PAX, who always has a smart-ass comment to make on social media or e-mail.

2019 – Cathy

Chippendales Award – This award goes to the PAX, who has to have his shirt off during workouts.

2019 – Fish

Fabio Award – This award goes to the PAX with the best head of hair. 

2019 – Guns n’ Roses

Duff Man Award – This award goes to the PAX, who has had his best work at the monthly 2nd F events.

2019 – Cathy

Maria Sharapova Award – This is awarded to the PAX with the most noticeable grunts and groans during workouts. 

2019 – Napoli

Back from the Dead – This award goes to the PAX, who posted zero times in 2019, but made a comeback in 2020.

*** NEW AWARD ***

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