Upside Down Armless Backward Sniper Crawl = Epic Fail

8 HIMs said pooey to Spring Break fartsacking and met on a glorious spring morning to make each other stronger. 

Q:  Peter Pan

Pax:  Houdini, Private Ryan, Count, Shooter McGavin, Oregon Trail, Guns N Roses, Pebbles

The Thang:

The brisk 50 degree weather dictated lots of travel

Let It All Hang Out:   Imperial Walkers, Frankensteins, SSH

Polk Salad Annie:  favorite assisted living facility stretches, SSH

Quick rinse and on the hop to Forestmeadows playground for 10 pullups

Karaoke to ravine, run to back baseball field: crabcrawl to 1st base; bear crawl to 2nd; duckwalk or lunge to 3rd; sprint home. Line up on 1st base line for 7 burpees then sprint to outfield fence; 14 LCRC then sprint back to 1st base line; 21 merkins, sprint to outfield; 28 round robin boxcutters, sprint to 1st base line.

Mosey through woods to rockpile hill: frog hop up, CSAUP epic fail (see title above) ceased by Q after half way down hill and a chorus of grumbling; frog hop up, regular sniper crawl down 

Mosey to field house: alternating wall sits and hand stands while Pax took turns running around building. 4 quick turns was too much for GNR to navigate and he drifted away.

Line up at goal line: db to midfield, sprint to opposite goal line; turn around and repeat; full sprint length of field

Mosey to flag for 3 minute round robin ab work. 

Finished: Great push by all!

COT:

Peter Pan: thankful for Pax and another wonderful morning at the Meadows

Houdini: reminded us to stay in touch with family and work on communicating effectively with spouse

Private Ryan: taking extra shift at work Saturday (Count questioned whether that was to avoid family)

Count: had quality ocean time with son playing duck or jump and hanging ten on boogie board. Footnote: Q urges you all to spend time with kids, they’ll be grown and gone faster than you can believe.

Shooter: Appreciated Q admitting failed CSAUP exercise and aborting; says some Q’s too stubborn to do that (no one specifically named, Jugs) Footnote: due to his advanced age Q has experienced more failure than most, so recognizes it quicker.

Oregon Trail: practicing Lent, urges us to strengthen our faith as we see fit

GNR: glad to have old guys at F3, appreciates their effort

Pebbles: making loads of $, can’t process all the business. I think he said he would pick up beer tab at next F2, not sure, don’t wear my hearing aids at F3. 

Prayer: Oregon Trail (excellent with a Greek Orthodox undertone)

Pledge of Allegiance: All 

Everyone enjoy the weekend and hope your team advances to the Sweet Sixteen. Go Noles!!

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